Grammar jokes
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
El, can you grab me that bow?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Dan, I'd bent.
Impossible? I’m very possible, really!
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar... things got tense :). Pls send help, yet once again :).