The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar…
It was tense.
Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms “school” and “rifle range” being mixed up the next day.
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!” they all exclaimed !!