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The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar…

It was tense.

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? – It was given two consecutive sentences.

Grammar: It’s the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms “school” and “rifle range” being mixed up the next day.

If life gives you melons, you’re proababli dyslexic

Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!” they all exclaimed !!