Grammar jokes
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
Dan, I'd bent.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
Spell "I cup."
Say: Eye Spell: Map Say: Ness
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
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Spell "I cup."
I C U P
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.
If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
Spell "I cup."
I see you pee.
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?
A, B, C you in hell.