Grammar Jokes

in Depression

I won’t reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here… Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I’m being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don’t get enough sleep because of it… Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar

Anonymous

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar…

It was tense.

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Anonymous

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? – It was given two consecutive sentences.

Anonymous

Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms “school” and “rifle range” being mixed up the next day.

Pistacio

If life gives you melons, you’re proababli dyslexic

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"Sir, we’re mining too many useless mineral ores." Hitler: “Mine less, then.”

Grammar Nazi bursts in: “MINE FEWER.”

Hitler looks over: “Yes?”

Landon

I am trying to re comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here. Here are some rules to make a good joke: 1: don’t say “my life” 2: proof read your joke, and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it 3: And don’t re post things (although this last one is hippocritical because this was me trying to repost something but it is still a good rule to go by)

JB

Grammar: It’s the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

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RyanRLinden

Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!” they all exclaimed !!

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