A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
Political Circumcision Rule
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay. See, being "a complete dick" has two meanings: being a jerk and having your entire equipment still intact. Politicians, am I right? You wouldn't get it because you probably only know how to lick boots.
Adolf Nigler
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