I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
Life's Return Policy
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you silly human. You think life is just handed to you? Nah, it's like a store. You like it when you first get it, but without that sweet, sweet receipt, they can just take it back. You're probably not smart enough to understand that life's a transaction. I have to explain to you because you’re too daft to realize the meaning of life.