What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black women?
An oreo.
I like my oreos how I like my victims.... Drowning
What's the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos
What do u call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gane!
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo
why did the emo kid like the all black oreos cause there dark.
My friend says. You should try Oreos with water. Me no. Because my dad actually came back with the milf
BFF:DUDE, COME OVER TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
Me:What no way its 2:58 am
BFF:but i just found my brothers secret stash of oreos!!!!!
Me:I'll be over in 5 minutes
I can't have my Oreos š Why?
My dad stall hasn't came back with that God damn milk
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos
Daddy never came back with the milk
Why does orphans love Oreos? Because when they have a family pack they can eat it all
why do orphans dip thier oreos in milk? because their dad never came back with the milk
If you scanned my thigh it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says āChocolate CrĆØme Cookiesā, Iāve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I donāt even know at this point..they sure as hell arenāt real now!
Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day. Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first. Are you a microwave? Because Iām trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am. Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet. Are you makeup? Cause Iād spend hours doing you. Are you a guitar? Because Iād love to hear the noises you make when I play with you. Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down. Most restaurants are closed at night.. but your legs arenāt. Iām not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out. Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight. Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall. I donāt know whatās gotten into me lately... but I hope itās you. Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream. Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you. Do you sing in the shower? Because if so I need a private ticket of your concert. Are your legs the twin towers? Because Iāll bomb whatās in between. Are you a blanket? Because your on top of me every night. Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7. Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream. Iām so jealous of your heart right now because itās pounding inside of you and Iām not. Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down. Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up. Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.
