The 15+ Best Oreo Jokes

What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black women?

An oreo.

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What's the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.

the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos

What do u call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?

The Oreo Gane!

What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?

An Oreo

My friend says. You should try Oreos with water. Me no. Because my dad actually came back with the milf

why did the emo kid like the all black oreos cause there dark.

BFF:DUDE, COME OVER TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

Me:What no way its 2:58 am

BFF:but i just found my brothers secret stash of oreos!!!!!

Me:I'll be over in 5 minutes

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad stall hasn't came back with that God damn milk

Why do you not have milk with your Oreos

Daddy never came back with the milk

If you scanned my thigh it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen

why do orphans dip thier oreos in milk? because their dad never came back with the milk

Why does orphans love Oreos? Because when they have a family pack they can eat it all

It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies”, I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point..they sure as hell aren’t real now!

Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day. Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first. Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am. Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet. Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you. Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you. Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down. Most restaurants are closed at night.. but your legs aren’t. I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out. Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight. Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall. I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately... but I hope it’s you. Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream. Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you. Do you sing in the shower? Because if so I need a private ticket of your concert. Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between. Are you a blanket? Because your on top of me every night. Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7. Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream. I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not. Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down. Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up. Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.