Short jokes
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.
How do you help a depressed kid face their fears... You count to 3 and say jump?
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
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