Short jokes
Y'all are whack at jokes, y'all suck!
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Hi meccool.
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
Why does a dwarf laugh whilst playing football?
Because the grass tickles his balls!
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
I hope every time you watch YouTube, you get 30 second unskippable ads!
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Corn flake.
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Just do it.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!