Short jokes
Curry.
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
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Me: My life.
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
What's the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus's birth date.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.