Short jokes
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
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I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
What's the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus's birth date.
What's the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says, "cock-a-doodle-doo," Tyler says, "any cock will do."
I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
A retard won a break-dancing competition. All he did was go to get a drink.
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
My grandad was shocked to learn that lightning can strike in the same place twice.
When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.
I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.