Short jokes
Why does Batman’s mask only cover half of his face?
So the police can see that he’s white.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Did you hear about the lesbian midget? She probably came out of the cabinet.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?
Me: Nah, not really.
Friend: What did they feel like?
Me: 7th grade.
Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems... if I could just get the right people to try it.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!