Short jokes
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Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 2.5-hour Energy?
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...