Short jokes
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
Gay people would suck at war.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
Getting ready for gangbang.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.