Short jokes
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.