Short jokes
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
Gwen be like: Oh, I hate akeld, he is mean.
Also Gwen: *Spams the N word and momma jokes*
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Son: Dad, I need a new butt.
Dad: Why, son?
Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.
Hey Qwen, it's me.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
I'm weird.
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
I don’t drink, don’t swear, don’t smoke, shit, I left my cigarettes at the fucking bar! (Andrew Dice Clay.)