What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Short Jokes
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
What is the difference when I have my dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine?
Oh, I forgot, you don't got one, bitches, suck my dick.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
An obese kid farts.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.
You really gay. No questions added.
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.
Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
