Nudist Jokes

CHUCK

in Nude

My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.

I told him to stop being so clothes minded

CHUCK

in Nude

I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.

The sign on their gate says: "Clothed Until Further Notice."

People

Anonymous

Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist Clooney? The first day was his hardest

Nudisys

What do you call 2 nudists in Africa. Naked and Afraid.

GG Miller

in Adult

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts

no1

How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?

It's not hard.

Hearing

Anonymous

Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?

Joey M

I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist Colony the other day.

When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.

CHUCK

in Nude

I used to know a guy from a nudist colony

Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!