My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes minded
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says: "Clothed Until Further Notice."
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist Clooney? The first day was his hardest
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist Colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa. Naked and Afraid.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
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