Titanic

Anonymous

If you were on the titanic and you didn’t leave the ship what would you do? Just let that sink in

Bar

Anonymous

Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?

A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!

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Nut

5

A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”

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Legs

BigDickBobby

A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says “What’s wrong?” The woman says “I’ve never been hugged before.” So, the man gives her a hug and walks away.

The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says “What’s wrong, now?” The woman says “I’ve never been kissed before.” So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away.

The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says “Oh, for Christ’s sake! What’s wrong, this time?!” The woman says “Well, I’ve never been fucked before.” So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells “YOU’RE FUCKED!”

Return

Pistacio

Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian

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Fat

URMOM

Yo mama so fat when she said i want a boat they gave her a naval ship

Communist

Anonymous

What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrr.

Rip

Allan C.

Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking…

Abandon ship!

Sea

Allan C.

It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

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Fat

Ur gay

Ur mama so fat she sinked the hms ship

Nut

Anonymous

A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”

Fat

Anonymous

Your mamma’s so fat the aliens call her their mother ship

Titanic

Raider

What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.

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Darkness

Josh Mortensen

A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite. And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to the they get orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted “Get him back in the ship!” to the Communications operator. “Chill out, he’ll be fine.” The Pilot assured him. “Get him the hell out of there, that’s an order!” The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked “Now what?”

Sun

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Iran: we can beat the USA

Japan: YOU DO REALIZE WE BEAT HIM IN BATTLE SHIP AND HE DROPPED THE SUN ON US

Iran: So?

Japan: TWICE

Titanic

Anonymous

(everyone on titanic) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the ship will sink!!! (person washing hands) im using the sink wait your turn!!! (all crew members laugh) hahahhahahahahah.

Scan

YEET

why do they put barcodes on the ships in norway why? so when they come into port they can scan-de-navian

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Blue

Katie Mendoza

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!

America

Anonymous

“Why do people call Americans excessive?”

“It was probably because of WWII.”

“Oh you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?”

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Poor

From the best to Poor

When you going to titanic: Its a the best ship at world When you know its sinking: Its the poor ship!