Short jokes
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
I took a sip of water.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,
Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.
Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?
Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.