Short jokes
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”