Short jokes
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.