Short jokes
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.