♢ Shy Dragon ♢

Dark humour is like cancer. It’s funnier if children get it https://youtube.com/shorts/ii-el7xUbE0?si=NNyCHge65KHaNFOA ⭐️

Registered on 1/7/2024 · 10 followers · Last active 6 months ago

what the hell do i have saved on my phone and why

i can’t take my dog to the park anymore. why? the ducks keep trying to eat him. why would they do that? because he’s pure-bread.

yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it told her "i wanted your weight not your phone number"

others, tearfully: stop shipping real people!! me, packing an old lady in a fedex box: nope!