Short jokes
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
Wanna hear a clean one?
Old man takes a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty one?
Bubbles is the 14 year old next door.
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
The morbid jokes on this site.
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
What are a pedophile"s shoes called?
Answer: WHITE VANS
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
What does the blind, deaf child get for Christmas?
Cancer.
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
I am like currency; people always trade me out for someone better.
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.