Short jokes
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Family Guy funny moments.
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
I took a sip of water.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.