Short jokes
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Abdi and Tunde are real.
Hank, skamwkakkshsygauytqg.
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢