Short jokes
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
I love you papi's! No homo.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
What's the most difficult thing about being a pediatric surgeon?
Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating.
John, I like your cut, G.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
You are so fat you tried to eat the word "edible."
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
Why does Blake like lakes? Because of cake!
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.