The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Short Jokes
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
