What's an emos favourite time of year? Fall
Darkshadow
Don't give emos crack there high enough
I took my friend skydiving ones and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute then I remembered he was emo
What's the difference between a bird and an emo? Birds fly
Emos love jumping for joy
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo
What's an emos favourite part about be dunk? The hangover
How do you win an argument against an emo kid? Give him a gun he'll just shot himself