Darkshadow

What's an emo's favorite time of year?

Fall.

Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.

I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.

What's the difference between a bird and an emo?

Birds fly.

Emos love jumping for joy.

Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.

What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?

The hangover.

How do you win an argument against an emo kid?

Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.