RapBoat Jokes

Difference

What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?

Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.

Career

Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.

Marriage

"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.

Rap

What's the funniest joke ever?

Rapboat thinking he can rap.

Tragedy

Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?

Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.

Dog

Why is a rap boat like a dog?

They both get off sniffing assholes.

Prison

You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.

Girl

Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.

Rapper

What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.

Mom

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.

Danger

What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.