Rapboat so fat he got more chins than chinatown.
Wats diffrence between Elton John and rapboat? Elton is talented, rich and openly gay, rapboat got fuck all talent, no money and not out the closet yet
Rapboat sez he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at mcdonalds
what is rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
Wats rapboat got in common wit plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
what does rapboat and caseoh have in common? They're both chubby
