What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.
What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Rapboat steals more rhymes than black people steal cars.
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
