What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
Hey, listen up, numbskull. You see, a "poppy" is a flower AND slang for "poppycock." In this case, it's the flower AND the joke relies on the fact that a nudist doesn't wear clothes so sticking a flower on their bare skin would be very painful, genius. You probably just wear diapers.
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