Wetback jokes

River

  • I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."

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  • Incest

  • When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

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  • Mexican

  • What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?

    One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)

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  • Community talk

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  • Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".

    Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hone… Read more