Wetback jokes

Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.

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What do you call a peso?

A wetback greenback.

I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."

what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?

alien vs predator

How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?

If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.

A kid walks in late to class. The teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." Another kid walks in late to class, and the teacher asks him, "Why are you late?" and he replies, "I was busy throwing pebbles in the lake." The last kid walks in and the teacher says, "Why are you late?...and why are you wet?" and the kid says back, "Remember, my name is Pebbles!!"

What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?

One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)

Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.