Wetback jokes
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
Mexican Comedy Week
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What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
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