Wetback jokes
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
Mexican Comedy Week
Margarita Monday Taco Tuesday Wetback Wednesday Tequila Thursday Fiesta Friday Shake It Saturday Sneaky Sunday
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
Community talk
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