Short jokes
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
My bf: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
My bf: Ice cream.
Me: Ice cream who?
My bf: I scream if you don't let me see that smoking hot body!
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
Guys, add me as a friend in Roblox. I'm hawaiilover973 :D
Somebody give me a peanut. I just ate an EpiPen.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.