Ethan Rice
Short Jokes
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Egg?
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
I am mis-steak.
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
