Short jokes
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
What is worse than seeing your sibling drown?
Getting the water bill.
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
Bonnie Blue's son could win a science fair just by participating.
What do you call a terrorist in a bath?
A bath bomb.
My face when “Free Palestine” wasn’t a sales deal.
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
The great meme reset is like a fart. If you force it, it's gonna be shit.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.