Short jokes
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Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Zion is so big, when he walks it's an earthquake.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.