Short jokes
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Jenga.
I fucking hate school, god damn!
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.