Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Your so poor people break into your house and leave things
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamus` wife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus` wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
Yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ̈im not a robot ̈ test
UR SO POOR YOU WASH PAPER PLATES
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
You’re so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked “Are you moving?”
your mom is so fat wen you printid the picshor it wold not stop printing😂😂🤣🤣
This homeless lady called me ugly so I told her “ok then imma just go on home”
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the titanic
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own
yo mama so poor she used a kfc bucket as a rain hat
yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
