Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamus` wife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus` wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.
Your so poor people break into your house and leave things
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
UR SO POOR YOU WASH PAPER PLATES
Yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention.
yo mama so poor she used a kfc bucket as a rain hat
your mom is so fat wen you printid the picshor it wold not stop printing😂😂🤣🤣
Poor Bubba got burnt up so bad in a house fire that the coroner needed someone to identify the body. So Bubbas two best friends the three were inseparable agreed.. The first friend said hard to tell can you turn him over the coroner look perplexed but did so nope that's not Bubba. The second friend said he's burnt up pretty bad can you roll him over again the coroner didn't understand but rolled him over anyway, nope that's not him. Pretty confused the coroner asked how can you tell its not him by rolling him over? well you see Bubba had two assholes, Impossible the coroner replied. The friends said I don't know but everytime we went to town everyone would say here comes Bubba with them to assholes.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ¨im not a robot¨ test
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
if you want kfc poor water on a poor person outside our resterant and film it
You're so poor, that when you walked into an elevator you thought it was a mobile home.
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention
