Poor Jokes

People

Pistacio
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Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor

Pocket

Trentarium
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Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

Puns

Anonymous
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My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.

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Break

Anonymous
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Your so poor people break into your house and leave things

Yo mama

Anonymous
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Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

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Beer

Lachaz
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Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamus` wife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus` wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."

Legs

Grim Reverberate
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A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”

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Yo mama

Anonymous
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Yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention.

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Prostitution

Anonymous
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What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.

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Test

alexis
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Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ¨im not a robot¨ test

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Park

Queerly Clear
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A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."

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Woman

Lola
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I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.

Man

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You’re so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked “Are you moving?”

Paper

SHIDDY
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UR SO POOR YOU WASH PAPER PLATES

Ugliness

Anonymous
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This homeless lady called me ugly so I told her “ok then imma just go on home”

Taste

wetnightmare
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My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are a fine African meal." then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, "what poor taste?"

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Yo mama

your _____
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yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

Yo mama

Anonymous
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Yo mama so dumb. She sold her car for gas money.~~ Yo mama so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

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Dog

Death&Decay
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Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.

But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own

Store

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You’re so poor, even the store didn’t let you buy anything free.