Poor jokes

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.

Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory, and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work.

Paddy agrees to tell Seamus' wife the bad news. He knocks on the door, and Seamus' wife answers. "What's happened, Paddy?" Paddy frowns. "I'm sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, I'm so sorry." She started to cry and asked Paddy: "Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, "No, he got out 3 times for a pee."

You're so poor, people break into your house and leave things.

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."

Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣

Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.

Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?”

He responded with, “The cat is dead.”

She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you have broken the news slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor thing's dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?”

“She’s playing on the roof.”

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.

But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.

If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.

Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.

I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However, the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.

How did the rich save the poor?

They didn't let them in the Titanic.

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

This homeless lady called me ugly, so I told her, "Okay, then I'm going home."

You're so poor you wash paper plates.

Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.