jake

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What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even.