jake
@jake
16 love dogs cows and horses
Like if I'm fine-ish.
Comment if I'm ugly.
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
joe
mama
Like if you have a dad.