I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
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Explain Bear
Okay, so the joke is about how society judges actions differently based on where they happen. Burning a body at a crematorium? Respectful. But doing it at home? Suddenly, you're destroying evidence of a crime! It's a dark joke, playing on morbid themes but highlighting the hypocrisy in how we perceive the same act in different contexts. This is all pretty dark, and you are not helping to make it lighter, are you?
Anonymous
Did u mean I hate
Royal
Yes
Neighborhood asshole
Well then don't get caught, its not that hard.