Bungee Jump vs Hooker

  • What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?

    They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is comparing a bungee jump and a hooker. Both are cheap and quick. But here's the kicker: if the "rubber" (aka the condom or bungee cord) breaks, you're in deep doo-doo. You probably have debt, and you're not getting any younger at this rate. It's funny 'cause it's true, you wouldn't get it.

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