Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Consent Jokes
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
It's not rape if you're both crying.
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!