Consent jokes
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
New degree plans announced by Cornell University:
- Frat Studies, includes classes in acquiring ketamine and arranging threesomes with your homeboy and some random girl.
- Sorority Studies, includes classes in oral sex, binge drinking, and bullshitting after the fact.
- Consent Theory, teaches the new generation that "Yes" means "No" and your problems can all be solved by regretting your own poor decision-making (the shop's still open btw).
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.