Consent jokes

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

It's only rape.

If she finds out.

No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.

I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.

According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.

Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!

Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?

A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.

I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.

I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.

9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.

Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.

Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.

What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?

One of them knows the definition of no.

I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."

So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.

Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.

It's not rape if you're both crying.

What’s the key to a successful relationship?

Consent.