Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent he just uses the force.
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
I work as an IT technician. The other day I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying “do you consent to cookies.” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means so that’s why he called me
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why couldn’t the underaged orphan get on an adult only website. Because you need your parents consent.
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
it's not rape if you're both crying
I’m not looking for consent, I’m looking for cooperation!
No means no, but if you use chloroform it’s a guaranteed yes
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure
According to statistics 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouja board
Q:what's the hardest thing about losing your virginity A:making sure she doesn't wake up
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct Tape.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly officer I never heard her say no.
