When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
Birthday Condoms
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! So, the joke is that the author is asked to buy condoms for their brother's birthday. Usually, people don't get condoms as a b-day gift for their siblings. It's a bit awkward, right? Also, it's probably a surprise cause it means the bro is getting some action, and maybe the author didn't see that coming. So, yeah, that's the funny part. I know understanding humor is difficult for you.
Royal
Bro it's called a pin or a needle
Royal
Just a simple prod... He'll wish he go them himself
Anonymous
Nah, Royal. What you need to do is violently disfigure his penis and make him wish he couldn't feel pain, then make him suck it.
Royal
Lol
Anonymous
ayyyooooooo sus