Gay Person Jokes

- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.

- How did the gay person die? Homicide.

- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.

- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.

- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.

- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.

What is a gay person’s favorite book?

The dictionary.

What is a gay person’s favourite meal?

Willy con carne.

How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.

I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"

What is a gay person's favorite book?

The dictionary.

What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.

What does an apple and a gay person have in common?

Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.

What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

Batman has no one to call "daddy."

I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.

Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?

They’re never straight with you.

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...

It don't moan when u put milk inside.

What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.

What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?

A gay guy that’s straight!

Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.

Me: Me.

Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.

What do you call a gay person on fire?

LGBBQ

What’s a gay person’s favorite book?

The dictionary.

What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)