Catholic Priest

Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?

So there’s more for the priest.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggins! The joke is saying Roman Catholics have a lot of kids so the priest has more to diddle. You're probably one of those city slickers that still use the metric system.

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