Tower of Pisa jokes
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
A married couple are on holiday in Italia. They look at the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He says: - Look, honey, this tower is crookedly standing! She: - Shut up!
(Standing means: penis erection)
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.