Short jokes
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"
"Give away my Money, No Papa,"
"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why is the orphan sad for dinner?
He has no one to eat with at the table.
"Among Us," dada.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Megamind.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
My teacher says no phones allowed. I say my phone is allowed because I’m nobody, Dania.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.