Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Short Jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.
I was riding a bike with no helmet. I went and went with no helmet until... I broke my head with no helmet on!
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Lessi
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
