Short jokes
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
What type of bee can't make up his mind?
A maybe.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Ur adopted.
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"