Short jokes
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
Are you a fire alarm because you're loud and annoying?
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
Me on my way to the principal's office after the trans kid told me to act my age, so I told him to act his gender.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
What's America's no. 1 class?
Target practice.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)