Short jokes
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
Sayo-nara.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
Arik? (Not a joke.)
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
Eons it takes to Daveon the haters.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.