Short jokes
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Run, bestie, run!
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Rat
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
We gate.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
I am a joke.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
This is a short joke! This short joke is long. Nice joke, Mr. Steve.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.