Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
Short Jokes
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
I love jumping off cliffs.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
Basketballs are bigger than end.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
POV: You accidentally get H in your IV drip.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"
"Give away my Money, No Papa,"
"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
