Short jokes

Short jokes

Baby

What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|

Momma

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Song

Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?

A. "Till I Collapse."

Orphan

What does an orphan and a dog have in common?

Both got taken from their parents.

Life

Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.

Teacher

When I got to school, they gave me an Acer laptop, so I went up to the teacher and aced her.

Orphan

Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.

Orphan

Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.

Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!

Study

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

Dream

Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.