Short jokes
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
One like = more from me to you. 👊
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: "I don't use condoms; I use my drawbridge."
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.