Man Like Alexa

I like my men like I like my Alexa:

By my bed and turned on.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about preferences. The person wants a man who is both close by and easily aroused, just like an Alexa device that's always ready to respond to voice commands. I bet you didn't know Alexa was released in 2014! Your brain is so wrinkly, you probably didn't even know that.