Short jokes
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
What’s pink, rusty, and covered in cobwebs?
Madeline McCann's bike.
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What does the man say about his baby sister Lydia? "I hope she electrocutes herself!"
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.