Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Short Jokes
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
Someone stole my balls :(
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
