Short jokes
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
Bitches be like, "Read the room."
What genre is that in?
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
This person has Down syndrome.
What did they call Susan B. Anthony when she was sleeping on the job?
Snoozin' B. Anthony!
Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.