Short jokes
I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Another Nazi joke.
Did Nazi that coming?
Did Jew?
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
Imagine being emo.
Couldn't be me.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.