When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy. But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
heyo my children hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
what makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common? not all are friends
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown
But the punch line is too long
Hello, this is our fun CULT haha or CLUB what ever you want!
Love you orphan haters! :^ Nina
Man 1: why don’t we just put all the dept in the world on one man then kill him? Man 2: we tried that once it started a cult
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult. I’ll be hanging with them for a while
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide? When exactly my cult members drink the Kool aid
What does this website with it's comments and a cult have in common? We have a case of Witzelsucht.
I AM STARTING A FROG CULT NOWWWW
bruh frog cult is besttttt
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose
Me starts a cult just for fun... JuSt FOr fUn
One time Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise. No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style. His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
