Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
Cult Jokes
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.
But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.
I’ll be hanging with them for a while.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
Hi! Could I join?
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
I am starting a frog cult now!
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!
