I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Emo Discount
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! So, like, emos are known for cutting themselves, right? All those scars look like barcodes. And barcodes get scanned at the store for a discount. Get it? I bet you didn't. You're probably the kinda guy who still uses dial-up internet, huh?