I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! So, like, emos are known for cutting themselves, right? All those scars look like barcodes. And barcodes get scanned at the store for a discount. Get it? I bet you didn't. You're probably the kinda guy who still uses dial-up internet, huh?