Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents. Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor. Judge: But why? Accused: Because I’m an orphan
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents. Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor. Judge: But why? Accused: Because I’m an orphan
I would roast you but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home too