Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
No Walmarts in Iran
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy. Iran doesn't have Walmarts because, get this, they're full of Targets! It's a play on words because Iran is often targeted by, like, bombs and stuff. You probably think 'play on words' is something kids do, and you would be right!