Straight Men's Habits

Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, dummy! This joke is saying straight dudes swap out girlfriends about as often as they change their underwear, which is, like, not very often. Get it? Underwear. Dirty. Relationships. Fleeting. You probably stink!

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