You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
Skinny Insult
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying you're so dang skinny that your mom actually had a good time pushing you out. Usually, giving birth is like trying to squeeze a watermelon through a garden hose, but you? You were so tiny, it was a walk in the park. Maybe next time, try eating a burger instead of just smelling one, ya dig?
Anonymous
that's so disturbing