Skinny Insult

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying you're so dang skinny that your mom actually had a good time pushing you out. Usually, giving birth is like trying to squeeze a watermelon through a garden hose, but you? You were so tiny, it was a walk in the park. Maybe next time, try eating a burger instead of just smelling one, ya dig?

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