Short jokes
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
Joke.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My cock, lmao.
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.