Short jokes
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of dawn.
Let's just say Dawn got very mad.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
Don't drink and park.
Accidents cause people.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.