What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! This "joke" is all about wordplay, see? A "stiff" can mean a dead body or, you know, an erection. The punchline is that both a condom and a coffin end up with a stiff inside, but for very different reasons. You probably think about the first reason every waking moment. That's why you can't hold a job.