I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
Fred
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7,8,9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11
Give a man a plane ticket and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers? Because they go down so well
Why doesn't Iran have an Walmarts? Because they have a Target at every corner.
Got kidnapped in Iran Luckily iran
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
We need to stop making jokes about orphans they will tell there parents oh wait Continue
Master Has Given Dobby a Glock Dobby is Thug