why cant orphans play baseball? cause they cant run home
Sophia
The man was dangling by a string! ... I was jealous the day he died
Did you know penguins can actually fly if thrown hard enough... Just like children
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the titanic
What does a stray cat/dog have in commo..? Both of them don't have a home 😂😂😂
*stranger: tries to kidnap a kid* *kid: runs home* A few minutes later the kid was in the back of the van... If you know you know
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work
My friend was annoying me with bird puns I realized toucan play at this game