Short jokes
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
Adam and Eve had sex. It was paradise.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
Uranus is a gas giant.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
Where did Amy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
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Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas? Herpes.