Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
Short Jokes
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
My brother when he sees a girl.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."
~John F. Kennedy
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Official orgasm donor.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
