Short jokes
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
Gun control...
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
Sun.
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
Like if you love God and Jesus.