Short jokes
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
Why can't America play chess?
They're missing two towers.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
Gun control...
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
Sun.
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...