Short jokes

Short jokes

Rape

What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?

He raped her.

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  • Pedo

    Two pedos are on the beach.

    One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"

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  • Penis

    Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?

    They both have cum in it.

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  • Penis

    Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

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  • Way

    Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.

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  • People

    I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

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  • Duck

    What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?

    Both are not a lamp.

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  • Prison

    What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.

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  • Rape

    What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.

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  • Sexual Harassment

    I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? ๐Ÿคฃ

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