Short jokes
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Alfred the Great was arguably the greatest king in England’s history.
The worst? Richard the Goat Fucker.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
My infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.