Short jokes
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What's the difference between a little boy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it.
Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.
Three Nazis walk into a bar.
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
What was Osama's favourite food... yer nan?
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
I like porn a lot. I was wondering if you guys can talk to me.
Uranus is a gas giant.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.