Spider-Man

Spider-Man Jokes

What is an orphan's least favorite movie?

Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.