Spider-Man jokes
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.