Spider-Man jokes

A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?

Because he’s always on the webcast.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.

What is the favorite movie of orphans?

Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?

Because he always makes spider-sense.

Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.

Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?

Because his parents will be far from home.

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.

Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?

So that he could design his own “website.”

What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?

They have no "why home" 👹

What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?

Kilometers Morales.

You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:

Orphan: No Way Home.

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

100% of them are like him!

Is your dad Spider-Man, because he got no way home?

Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.