Spider-Man

Spider-Man Jokes

Orphan

What is an orphan's least favorite movie?

Spider-Man, because it told them there was no way home.

Orphan

Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?

Because his parents will be far from home.

Orphan

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

Orphan

What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?

They have no "why home" 👹

Orphan

What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?

"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.

Orphan

What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?

They both have no way home.

Laptop

Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?

So that he could design his own “website.”

New Yorker

Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?

Because he always makes spider-sense.

Orphan

You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:

Orphan: No Way Home.