Walmart jokes
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
When you're walking through the garden section at Walmart and you hear your grandpa screaming, "They're in the fucking trees!"
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.