Where do walls shop?—Walmart.
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys pants were half off!
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Me: trys to scan self at walmart* i cant scan myself, wanna know why? Alfred: Why? Me: because im worthless... =)
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In syria, there are no walmarts, only targets
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
Next time at walmart I'm going to scan my wrist they are basically barcodes
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there's a Target on every corner
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
When you’re walking through the garden section at Walmart and you hear your grandpa screaming “They’re in the fucking trees!”
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5 five little monkeys jumping on a bed
One fell of and bumped his head mamma called Walmart and walmart said
We will give you a replacement
Why is there no walmarts in Palestine. There is targets everywhere
Why does micheal Jackson like to shop at Walmart??? Little boys pants are half off
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son. Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is Allahu Akbar
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
I did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf It was only 3/5 full
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