Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?
Alfred: Why?
Me: because I'm worthless... =)
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
When you're walking through the garden section at Walmart and you hear your grandpa screaming, "They're in the fucking trees!"
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
5 five little monkeys jumping on a bed
One fell of and bumped his head mamma called Walmart and walmart said
We will give you a replacement
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
I did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf It was only 3/5 full
Why doesn't Iran have an Walmarts? Because they have a Target at every corner.
