Walmart jokes
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well, I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
Walmart (DYM 73).
When you're walking through the garden section at Walmart and you hear your grandpa screaming, "They're in the fucking trees!"
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."