I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
Long Distance Relationship
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This dude is saying he's got a strong sex drive, right? But his girlfriend lives far away. Get it? He's got the urge, but no way to, uh, *satisfy* it easily. You probably don't get it because you are as sharp as a marble.
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Anonymous
Damn