If there's ever a shooting at school pull a Uno reverse card out
Meh 2
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing so I threw her out the window instead
What's the difference between a orphans dad and a boomerang ?
The boomerang comes back
Orphan: crying You: do you know where your parents are Orphan:no Your Friend: they don't have parents !!! You:😂 I know