Short jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
What did Obama ask Trump?
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.