Short jokes
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.