Short jokes
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Pokemon: Are you a Flareon? Why?
Because you’re a sexy fox.
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
Jimmy Savile should have presented Pop off the Tops instead of Top of the Pops.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Banana!
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"