Short jokes
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Clap em sis!
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
kiibati orojo?
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.