What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
Short Jokes
I got rejected from art school today, so yeah.
How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest? A: A priest isn't turned on by dead children.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
My girlfriend left a note on the TV saying, "This isn't working!" I don't know what she's talking about, the TV works perfectly fine.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
