Short jokes
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
When you're born on 4/20/69...
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.