Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, dummy. Your barber messed up your hairline so bad that it looks like the layout from the video game "Plants vs. Zombies". It's shaped like the game's map. You probably have never seen a barber because your mom cuts your hair with a bowl.
princess
stop swearing if my mom sees shes gonna shout
princess
but i don't care cause your hair line left you
princess
your dad ran alway with the milk because you did not have a hairline