Buckle My Shoe

  • 1, 2 buckle my shoe.

    3, 4 buckle some more.

    5, 6 Nike kicks.

    1, 2 buckle my shoe.

    3, 4 open the door.

    5, 6 Nike kicks.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is a play on the classic nursery rhyme. The last line rhymes with the others but uses "Nike kicks" instead. It's funny because it's unexpected and stupid, just like you!

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  • 1,2 buckle my shoe, 3,4 do it some more, 5,6 suck my dixs, 7,8 that feels great,9,10 lets do it again

    Pointless Pheasant

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