Short jokes
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Spongulbub
Spingebinge
Sponk
Spunkulbub
Bobspunge
Spong
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.