Short jokes
What did the bomber say to the jet?
"Sorry bro, I gotta bomb."
*WAIT NO-*
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
My Wife: How much do you love me??
Me: Count all the stars.
My Wife: Aww, infinity.
Me: No, a waste of time.
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
Why is Harry Potter an orphan's favorite character?
Because Harry Potter has no parents, so it’s relatable.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.