Short jokes
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
A genealogist looks at the family tree.
A gynecologist looks up the family bush.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.