Short jokes
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
What's the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew?
The black Jew sits in the back of the oven.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
¡Hola, soy Dora!
Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.